What’s all this stuff about a McCain and Palin ticket?

Isn’t Palin one of the guys from Monty Python?!?! Isn’t he British?!?! I thought they wouldn’t let foreigners be president? In a nation this large you would think they could find someone here, don’t you? Besides, isn’t Palin always busy with those travelogue shows! How’s Palin supposed to address all the business of government, if Palin is off gallivanting around the world? Sure Ronald Reagan was an actor but at least he was American and not a comedian to boot! You would think if they were going to draft an actor, they would at least get a dramatic actor on the ticket!

(off camera whisper).

Oh... never mind.

A tip of the hat to the late but very talented Gilda Radner.